Five.

So me and a friend of mine had a pretty pointless conversation about "anger management." Well more like throwing phones at people, e.g. Naomi Campbell. He told me how he was frustrated with Twitter (dear god, another reason NOT to communicate in person) and how it don't work right cause he has no friends. I told him that I was gonna join anyway, so i'll be his first friend and that he doesn't have to throw his blackberry across the room. Hence, everyone's favorite crazy supermodel bitch came into play. And he told me he has thrown a phone, which is hilarious cause I've come close at one point or another. Why? Because people are generally idiots, with one finger up their nose and their entire head up their ass. So, clocking someone in the head with a phone would definitely make me feel better. On top of that, I have the world's most indestructible phone (it's fallen down a flight of stairs, soared across a room, sat overnight outside in the rain, etc) and so after dislodging it from somebody's forehead, i'd still be able to call my best friends and find out if anime movie night is still on. ANYWAY we eventually got on the topic of how hitting somebody with a car would be so much better. And how dragging them would add to it. So I have the rope. He has the car. Who wants to be first?

Random conversations are the best.