Okay, so where was I? so "The One." What the hell is that anyway? "True Love." Come again? I'm sorry to say but such concepts belong in two places. The chick flicks/daytime tv shows they're pulled out of, and the asscrack of whoever came up with such nonsense. Why is it nonsense because this is what it boils down to:
The One
Now- I love you now and want to jump your bones as many times as I can in one day
Later- You're lazy, fat, annoying as hell, and I hate your guts. Jump in front of gunfire for me.
True Love
Now- Till death do us part.
Later- I'm going to stab you in the heart. And then bury you. In a volcano.
Cynical? Hell yes. It's okay, you know it's funny.
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