You know what show I love and hate to watch simultaneously? The Real World. I think it's so cool that a bunch of random individuals get to spend four months together in one house in one awesome city. HOWEVER. They're a bunch of spoiled asses. Think about it, they don't have to pay bills. They don't have to buy furniture (even if they break it). They can do damn near whatever they want until their jobs start, and even then it's not unbearable (the closest thing to unbearable was this season's cast working as chaperones for college kids during spring break) by a long shot. Yet they whine and fight with one another like a bunch of school kids. Seriously. This season was so outrageous, I was either laughing hysterically or flat-out disgusted.
Why? If you have a roommate that suffers from ADHD and you got into an argument, would you result to telling them to "Go take their Adderall?" I mean seriously. And who wouldn't laugh at a drunk friend who steps out onto the hotel balcony to toss a FIRE EXTINGUISHER into the pool? Sure, it would be a serious matter later, but initially, that shit would be hilarious! Or my personal favorite. Why get into an argument with some girl you hate when you can just SPIT in her food! I mean seriously, I think a lung would have burst from me laughing so hard at her expression alone!
Anyway, I think it would be cool to have a pad to share with a bunch of my friends. I mean there's Save, Keen, Shy, Hugo, Nelman, Marlon, Jalyn, Tiana, Jason, Sharina, Jessica, Kelley, Nick, Malcolm, Cassie, Ferg, Jo, Nay, Steve, etc, etc. The list goes on and on. Any combination would surely be awesome. I'm sure we could outdo the Real Worlders any day. Pansy asses. Lol. Ok, that's my random rant for the night. Take what you will from it.
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